... when on an elevator!

  • If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
  • Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
  • Say "Ding" at each floor.
  • Start a sing-a-long
  • Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
  • Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM! And move to the far corner of the elevator.
  • Meow occasionally.
  • Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a whle, then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
  • Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

KEEP IT FUNNY:
... WHEN OUT SHOPPING
... WHEN ORDERING A PIZZA
... ON AN ELEVATOR
... IN EVERYDAY LIFE

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