... in everyday life!

  • Hide dairy products in inaccessible places of a friends house.
  • Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
  • Repeat everything someone says as a question.
  • Pay for your dinner with pennies.
  • Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
  • Honk and wave at strangers.
  • Instead of "Gallo", serve "Jack Daniels" at your next Holiday meal.
  • As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  • Pretend your mouse is a CB radio and talk  into it.
  • Name your dog, "Dog."
  • Reply to everything someone says with "That's what you think."
  • Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place them back in the tray.
  • Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  • Sing along at the Opera.
  • Select the same song on the jukebox 50 times.

KEEP IT FUNNY:
... WHEN OUT SHOPPING
... WHEN ORDERING A PIZZA
... ON AN ELEVATOR
... IN EVERYDAY LIFE




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