... when out shopping!

• Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
• Hold indoor shopping cart races.
• Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock.
• When someone asks if you need help, begin crying and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
• Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
• Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
• Put M&Ms on layaway.
• Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet back until they leave the department.
• Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!  See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

KEEP IT FUNNY:
... WHEN OUT SHOPPING
... WHEN ORDERING A PIZZA
... ON AN ELEVATOR
... IN EVERYDAY LIFE